Last night I was sitting at the drive-up ATM preparing to make a deposit when I got the mother of all papercuts on my tongue. I'm not kidding. I was still tasting blood an hour later.
It brought to mind something very disturbing--have you heard this story? Here goes:
Cockroaches are attracted to the glue on envelopes, and leave eggs wherever they go. Apparently someone cut their tongue on an envelope and these eggs got into their tongue...the eggs grew...eventually hatched...and, well...
EWWW.
Man, I really hope it's an urban myth and not an actual fact.
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