One of the morning radio stations I listen to is "The Bob Rivers Show" on KZOK. They are pretty darned funny, and generally interesting and entertaining.
The reason I bring it up is: They do the "Twisted Tunes", which are parodies on songs we know and love. While some of them are a little raunchy (although not too raunchy to play on the air...true, that's not saying much these days), some of them are classic.
My favorite one is to the tune of "The Bluest Skies You've Ever Seen are in Seattle". It's ramped up to rock speed, and it's called: "The Most Caffiene You've Ever Seen"
http://www.twistedtunes.com/#v8771
Lyrics to Most Caffeine You've Ever Seen :
The bluest skies you've ever seen in Seattle
And the hills the greenest green in Seattle
Like a beautiful child growin' up free and wild
The most caffeine you've ever seen in Seattle
And they grind the meanest beans in Seattle
It's a beautiful trip from the very first sip
We're the java pioneers
Served by chicks with no brassieres
Till the foam comes out our ears
In SeattleIn Seattle
When it's time to go to work
You'll be draggin'
And you need a little buzz to get you through
Don't be shakin' till you find
A hot barista sweet and kind
That triple mocha's waitin' there for you
The most caffeine you've ever seen in Seattle
And our teeth are turnin' brown in Seattle
Have a grande-size cup
It'll jack you right up
Serve it iced or serve it hot
Single short or triple shot
Six bucks a cup is not a lot in Seattle
In Seattle
[ Most Caffeine You've Ever Seen Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com/ ]
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It would be worth browsing through some others on the page...but remember, I warned you!
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